Dammit, I Like Pink

I didn't realize until very recently that my last three major kick-ass purchases happened to involve the color pink somehow.







A pink iPod, a pink phone, and a pink gun - what more could a girl ask for?

I'm thinking the fondness for pink is starting to get out of control...

Have a great weekend, y'all. Pics next week of me shooting my gun and of the two different Oktoberfests that T-Dogg and I have attended. What can I say? We like beer.

Of Course I Took Pictures

Seriously, it's been just crazy, y'all. Since the merger and creation of R&S, Inc. we have been non-stop.

We now have three, count 'em 1-2-3, puppeh dogs in the apartment. Small, medium, and large (with a side of dumb). Walking all three at the same time all while maintaining peace and sanity have proved to be challenging but we are making improvements every day. Delighla has found a buddy in Bailey and I have found a snuggle buddy in Tank. Thomas is none-too-pleased that his dog has jumped ship and is now all about the Mo though. But can you blame the poor dog? I certainly cannot for I know how irresistable I can be. And lookit how cute he is...



Other than the regular adjustments that come along with living with someone new life is spectacular. Oh sure there was that time when he took complete control over the TV and stopped my recording of a 'Will & Grace' re-run on the DVR without asking me and then I had to say, "Uh dude? WTF?". He said, "Oh, haven't you seen all these?" and then I said, "Nope, and next time at least ask me if it's okay to stop the recording" and then he says, "Okay". Then there was the time when I bought a gun and he took it apart within 30 seconds of it being out of the packaging and I SWEAR I didn't think he was going to get it back together again and I was watching him fiddle with it, all scared because HELLO it was my gun and now it's all broken and I'm sad and when he finally got it back together again he asked me if I had been nervous about him not being able to fix it and I said, "Yes, only because I don't think you want to take that back to the dealer I bought it from and say, 'Sir, can you fix this? I broke my girlfriend's PINK girly gun'". Needless to say he didn't find that visual as amusing as I did. But you know what? I am one happy mofo. He brings me lillies that smell so good that they'll make your panties drop and he makes me delicious food and he rubs my feet and he puts his dirty clothes in the hamper. I'll take all that over a deleted tv show any day of the week.

Wait...what? Oh that's right, I forgot to mention...

I bought the gun! The pink one! And I don't care if the guy who sold it to me gave me shit it still goes BANG.

Look!



Photos to come of me actually shooting this beauty. It shall be glorious.

Now, the gun show. Wow. Just wow. I thought the last one Thomas and I went to was interesting. LOLOLOLOLOL no. Words cannot do this event justice, only photos...


Don't worry, I've already submitted this to The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks.


Now this guy? Whoa. We weren't sure if we should salute him or laugh at him. We chose laughing at him after we heard him speak with an Austrailian accent.

I would've taken more photos but I had to go all secret squirrel just to get those two. Apparently they frown on photos being taken of weapons or some bullcrap like that. I'm sure it's because of the terrorists. They're always ruining my fun.

Testing

OMG, blogging from my phone.

Welcome to the 21st century, Mo. ::eyeroll::

Because It's Funny, And Also True

At work, filling out some mundane annual paperwork to verify my employment with a large insurance corporation:

Me: Hey Z, there's a place for me to fill out my marital status. What should I list?

Z: Are you still married?

Me: Well yea, but not for long.

Z: Hmm...I'm not sure.

S (other co-worker): You should list "MTTDB".

Me: WTF does that mean?

S: Married, temporarily, to douche bag.

Me. Bwahahaahahaha!

Mergers And Acquisitions

Over the weekend I acquired a couple of new roommates. They both have numerous amounts of pros and both seemed to have taken to their new surroundings quite well. Making oneself comfortable in a strange environment can be difficult at times but it seems we have avoided that issue all together.

Both roommates are cuddly, warm, sweet, affectionate, funny, and quite handsome. However, only one of the roommates can curl up into a ball and fall asleep on my leg...



On the other hand, the other roommate makes a mean Sloppy Joe, doesn't require a leash to be taken to the bathroom, and looks adorable dozing off on the couch.

I think I'll keep them both.

I Love Pressies

Someone knows exactly how to combine two of my favorite things into one gift. Shiny pretty things and smoking.






Me thinks I'm getting a tad spoiled these days.

Who Moved My Cheese?

I can't help but wonder to myself on a daily basis what else could possibly happen to me this year. Every day it seems that I am coming up on more and more change in my life. Some good, some really freaking fantastic, and very few are not so great.

I took another step toward the dissolution of my marriage yesterday. The initial divorce papers have been signed and notarized and now just wait to be filed with the court. I signed those papers without any hesitation. I signed them with a smile on my face. I signed them with zero regret.

I made a comment to my co-worker when I returned to my office about how strange it was that I started 2008 married, with a house, three cats, and too much weight on my ass. 2009 will be completely different though. No longer married (hopefully), in an apartment, no cats, and less one entire Olsen twin from my waistline. The difference between me and some other people is that I chose to embrace that change in my life. I welcomed it with open arms, took it out for a drink or two, and even called it the next morning. I love the change. I love the difference in me and what it has brought me.

It is because of all of this that I have stumbled into something that still takes my breath away when I think about it. Another change is coming. The future is about to begin, and it's happening very soon.