Because It's Funny, And Also True

At work, filling out some mundane annual paperwork to verify my employment with a large insurance corporation:

Me: Hey Z, there's a place for me to fill out my marital status. What should I list?

Z: Are you still married?

Me: Well yea, but not for long.

Z: Hmm...I'm not sure.

S (other co-worker): You should list "MTTDB".

Me: WTF does that mean?

S: Married, temporarily, to douche bag.

Me. Bwahahaahahaha!