Monday, January 12, 2009

My Company Is Full Of Major Fail And Also The Impending Doom Known As MY BIRTHDAY OMG

For the first time in a long time I would LOVE to be doing my job right now. I've got people who want me to take their money! They want insurance and I would give anything to be able to give it to them! But I cannot. Why? Because my company is using an extremely outdated operating system that seems to fucking FAIL on a regular basis. The only upside to this is that I can do whatever the hell I want on the internet in the meantime. The downside is that I've reached the end of the intarwebz and nothing is interesting me in the least. Figures...

I did something today that I can't remember ever doing before in my life. I bought myself an early birthday present. The gift of a glowing complexion and future skin cancer. Yes, that's right, I signed up for tanning.

Since it seems that winter really is here to stay for another 4 months or so and I'm not near crazy enough (or drunk enough) to sit outside in 50 degree weather in a bathing suit in order to get that sun-kissed glow I broke down and signed up for unlimited visits. We'll see soon if this idea, like my company's operating system, is full of fail.

Speaking of my birthday, it's on Friday and I am both dreading it and looking forward to it. I've never minded gaining another year, the only issue I have is that my birthday usually sucks to no end. Whether it's my car breaking down, my own mother forgetting that she birthed me on that day, or my husband up and leaves me there's usually some disaster that comes along to ruin the day. However, this year I am keeping an open mind. I'm with the most wonderful man I could ever dream of, I am surrounded by friends who love me (or at least do a fine job of pretending that they do), my car is decent and I'm in no fear of it breaking down, and I'm also taking the day off of work. I figure if bad luck wants to come and get me it will have to deal with me at home, in my pajamas, under the covers cause that's where I'll be.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Almost A Year In The Making

Who has two thumbs and was granted a divorce today?

*points at self with thumbs*

THIS GIRL!

So far 2009 is turning out to be a pretty good year.


Friday, January 2, 2009

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

My Year In Pictures - 2008 Edition

January -






Everything changed for me. My life, my body, my way of thinking - all different in one month. Life, at the time, seemed like it was out to get me, that I would never recover. Thankfully there were those people who were there for me when I needed them the most.


February -






With the house up for sale and me not going to school I spent a good amount of time away from home. Going out with friends, celebrating birthdays, and living life the way I wanted.


March -





Feeling like a 21 year-old with no responsibilities rebellion set in big time. Partying in Austin, out drinking with friends, and getting my first tattoo. Having fun for the first time in a very very long time. And sometimes a little too much fun.


April -






I flew out to Arizona to meet my girls Princess and Elle and had one of the greatest weekends of my life. Drinking, talking, drinking, laughing, drinking, and karaoke. Workboot, bojangle, lepracorn. To my Superwomen, thank you thank you thank you and I love you both. You rock my face off.


May -



With the house finally sold it was time for me to move out and on my own. I sold most of what I had in the house and moved the rest, along with Delighla, into my very first apartment.


June -



Dessert.  Sweet baby Jesus this was amazing.

Dallas, spaced out

Living on my own, enjoying the apartment pool, hitting some clubs with friends, and loving summertime. My good friend Lise came all the way from New York just to visit me. I so needed that and I cannot thank her enough for what she has done for me.


July -








Another trip to Arizona for SWMH Club -Part The Thrice! Hanging with my girls was good for the soul. Then there was dating and concerts and the beginning of something very special and very unexpected.


August -



Loadin'

The cuteness

Mariachi band!

Enjoying the last few weeks of summer, falling in love, and making new friends. A river trip that created awesome memories and nights out that I will never forget.


September -

Typical male

Lookit how cute we are

Kimberly and I

I acquired a couple of new roommates and have never been happier. Going to parties, Oktoberfests with friends, every weekend was jam-packed with fun.


October -

Mmmmm...beer



The "Windex" was quite yummy

With summer officially over, and after waiting over a year and a half, I finally went back home to Missouri for a visit. Thomas met my family and they instantly fell in love with him. I can't blame them really, I did the same. At the end of the month was a Halloween party and a costume prop that was wildly popular.


November -



Divorce flowers

November felt like it flew by in a matter of hours instead of weeks. On the go constantly it was a blur of parties, nights out, and then Thanksgiving. I spent Thanksgiving with Thomas and his family and was welcomed with open arms. For the first time in a very long time I was accepted by my significant other's family, without question.


December -

Yea baby!

PREZZIESSSS!!!!!

Christmas!!

Awwww....we are so cute

What a fantastic way to end such an incredible year. With parties to attend and Christmas fast approaching December was gone in a flash. Shopping for gifts for friends and family, a trip to Missouri, and playing with all of our new toys from Christmas. A Christmas that I'll never forget. Now it's on to New Years...there will be mucho celebration.

I'm sure I sound like a broken record at this point but I don't care. I'm still in total shock over how much has changed this year. Everything is different and I couldn't be happier. My grandmother told me in January that within six months my life would be different, better. So much better that I wouldn't even look back. I didn't believe her at the time but I know now. I don't even care when she tells me "I told you soooo" because it was all worth it. The pain in the beginning was made into happiness in the present and hope for the future. There is so much to look forward to in the new year. New friends to meet, old friends to see, and new memories that will be made. Absolutely anything is possible for 2009 and I cannot wait to see what it has in store for me.

I wish everyone a very safe and a very Happy New Year.

Monday, December 29, 2008

Best.Christmas.EVAR!!!

I am not even kidding about that either. It's hard to know where to begin really. There was a ton of gifts (some better than others *cough*DIAMOND EARRINGS*cough*) and there was a ton of food (enough to feed a damn army) and there was crying over special gifts given and then the laughing so hard that you cry over gag gifts and just a fantastic time in general.

So many times before I have been disappointed on Christmas, not necessarily because of what I received (although that didn't always help) but because of the people I was surrounded by. I hadn't spent a Christmas at home in so very very long and being with my family and with Thomas just made me so very happy. I am so grateful for everything my family did for me and I'm even more grateful for what Thomas gave to me. But it wasn't just about the gifts (don't get me wrong the gifts were freaking awesome) it was about the entire experience. All of us being together, having a good time, and happy. It was more than worth the time and money I put into the gifts and was definitely worth the drive up to Missouri. This was a Christmas I will never ever forget as long as I live.

Christmas 2008 - in pictures


Monday, December 22, 2008

ZOMFGWTFBBQ!!! It's Almost Christmas!!

Once again I am in shock that another holiday is upon us. Not just upon us but right on our asses and breathing down our necks. All of the Christmas presents have been wrapped and I've got a list in my head of what needs to be packed for our trip to Missouri. A dog-sitter has been found for Miss Delighla and there's very little that needs to be done now except to get the car packed up and to get our butts to Kansas City.

To those who celebrate it, have a very Merry Christmas. I hope Santa brings everyone what they really wanted. To those who don't, have a Happy Christmakwanzakkuah and stuff anyways.

Friday, December 19, 2008

I HAS PREZZIES!!11ty!!

I came home to a HUGE box from my homegirls Princess and Elle. There is NOTHING better than coming home to presents!! So I open up the box and dig through all of the packing material (it was a shit ton. Trust a bitch.) and see an awesome note from Princess saying how much she lurves me. AWWWWWWWW! Here's my loot!


PREZZIESSSS!!!!!

It's a SWMH Club Fo SHO t-shirt (she had it made for me even though I couldn't make it back in October) and an awesome frame with a pictar of Princess and I looking super HAWT and a gorgeous wind chime from Elle!!

I EFFING LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Princess and Elle,

Thank you SOOOOOO much!!! You are the two bestest friends a girl could ever have! I am so very very thankful to have met you and to have you both in my life. You are truly two of the most wonderful women I have ever met and are an inspiration to me. Your hearts are as big as your alcohol tolerance and the love you show is overwhelming. I could never ever repay you two for what you've given to me this year but I will do my best to try. Thank you again for my gifts. You rock my face off. For serious.

Love,
Mojangled